- SCP-6483 - 极地特快 - [无中文翻译]

（与LORDXVNV合著）

I haven't missed a single Christmas delivery since '98's factory fire, and this year will be no different! Ho ho ho ho ho!

- SCP-6772 - Head Hunter - [无中文翻译]

（与Nickthebrick1合著）

We might be finished here, but there is still much to be done, friends. Meet us where three equates one, and help us shake the world. I'm sure its citizens are just dying to get answers.

- SCP-6591 - The Biz Wiz Experience - [无中文翻译]

（与PlaguePJP合著）

SCP-6591 Scan also be deliberately summoned through thaumaturgic invocation involving a branded notepad, one bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey liqueur, and a non-refundable consultation fee.

- SCP-7120 - Superego, Stolen - [无中文翻译]

It's 03:28 on the 2nd of August, 2021. He doesn't do anything else but sigh as he falls back onto his bed. He doesn't have the energy to.

- SCP-7292 - Legacy of Love™️ - [无中文翻译]

It is believed that SCP-7292 acted as mankind's primary and most effective defense mechanism against hostile deific entities prior to the formation of normalcy-guarding organizations for over 300 000 years.

- EE-7372 - Killers, Thieves, and Lawyers - [无中文翻译]

> WARNING! NEAR CRITICAL MNESTIC DENSITY (7,8‰) DETECTED IN YOUR BLOODSTREAM! ANY FURTHER USAGE WILL MOST LIKELY RESULT IN FATAL CARDIAC ARREST AND IS HEAVILY INADVISABLE. DO YOU STILL WISH TO CONTINUE?

- 🥉 - SCP-7672 - In the Court of the Goblin King - [无中文翻译]

（哥布林竞赛参赛作品，与Aftokrator合著）

Motherfucking goblins.

- SCP-PL-399 - Irrational Insurrection — [无中文翻译]

（原文由Arcydziegiel与我合著，并由Doctor Cimmerian与我翻译成英文）

The first thing I remember is fire.

- SCP-8572 - Распу́тинца - [无中文翻译]

Well. Time makes fools of us all inevitably. Or martyrs. There's not that much of a difference.

- 第4名 - SCP-8472 - Once and Future King - [无中文翻译]

（2025公有领域竞赛中“麦卡恩主义者”队的第五篇作品；与Dino--Draws和Diogene_s合著）

Somewhere on the horizon, the sun is setting. Its light barely shines through the mist surrounding the island.

- SCP-PL-401 - La Belle Fleur Sauvage - [无中文翻译]

（本人写作，并由本人翻译为英文）

It is recommended that personnel born in countries of the Global North are not to be assigned to projects related to SCP-PL-401.

- 简单的爱 - [曾有中文翻译]

（我在2020交换艺术活动中送给Djlolotis的礼物）

在时间之前，万物起源之前，这里是虚无。而在虚无之前，有一种情感。一种被灌输的、纯粹的、有始有终的、关系悲欢离合，怜悯与仇恨的情感。

这种情感就是爱。

- Inadvertent Neolinguistics - [无中文翻译]

（与HarryBlank和JakdragonX合著）

I pod ye s a pTawtatxbabdbtird to the t meimestwlt throwbii of to go

- A Broken Bookshelf - [无中文翻译]

That's some gay communist shit.

- One Spark, Four Flames - [无中文翻译]

You'we stwill a bunch of cultuwr-wess bawstards, but the fwood's gwood. At weast hewe, I mwean.

- The Ninth Archangel - [无中文翻译]

To all the Children of the only God there is, the messiahs said, we ask you to meet us and our brethren in the blacksmith at the edge of yesterday. If the Sorcerer King called forth monsters of his own, so will we.

- I Was the Queen (Before It Was Cool) - [无中文翻译]

（与Trotskyeet合著）

So waste no time, children of crime
For you are almost out of time

- Fresh Blood - [无中文翻译]

Robert Madden was the single smartest person on the planet.

- Epitaphs of Mine - [无中文翻译]

（与JakdragonX合著）

Ever since I was young, I had been nothing but a stray voice.

- Nobody's Home - [无中文翻译]

（与Trotskyeet合著）

"That dude's with the Critic!" Someone shouted from the other end of the hall, their rough voice rippling through the now-silent room. "Get his ass!"

- People Without Meaning - [无中文翻译]

（与Trotskyeet合著）

I razed mountains into desert wastes, I broke the minds of kings, I rode the back of the five-eyed star, I stole the light from the blanket of the Cosmos as I chained the mortal world into obedience. And yet, you have the delusion to face me. You. Are. Nothing.

- the most important thing in the world - [无中文翻译]

Although the exact cause for this sudden reactivation cannot be certain, Foundation research paired with previous analysis indicates that SCP-169's behavior has been caused by its sudden realization of its rapidly incoming death.

- ⚠️ - Free Bird - [无中文翻译]

（与BlazingPie合著）

There is something wrong with Jacob.

He feels it, everywhere he goes. His arms, too long. His hair, too short. His skin, too rough. And his face — oh god, his face. There is too much wrong with his face to even begin the list.

- Human - [无中文翻译]

（与Trotskyeet合著）

"Magdaleine Cornwell," Jessie started, her purple eyes looking directly at Mag. "Will you marry me?"

- The Holiday Special - [无中文翻译]

By design so strange it baffled almost everyone that'd come across it, Site-59's location stood secret to everyone but a very select few of Foundation personnel. It wasn't the headquarters of Overwatch Command like Site-01 and it didn't house the Foundation's single most important department like its cousin up north; instead, it dealt with something infinitely more dreadful.

Site-59 hosted mandatory Foundation staff parties.

- Jäger, Part 1 - [无中文翻译]

（与Trotskyeet合著）

It was silent when it first came so many years ago, patiently creeping into the houses of anomalous societies worldwide. It was silent when it began to take its toll on everything magical, slowly but surely strangling the babies of wonder in their sleep. And it was silent when it echoed through the empty streets of Esterberg, grinning widely as it saw the graves of its peaceful slaughter.

- Jäger, Part 2 - [无中文翻译]

（与Trotskyeet合著）

To say that Mab was powerful was a great injustice to both the true meaning of the word and the limits of spoken language in general. Not even the Impasse could change that.

- Beneath the Tides - [无中文翻译]

（我在2022交换艺术活动中送给Aftokrator的礼物）

As the one-point-four octodecillion tons of water bury him at the bottom of the world, he wakes up.

- Everchase - [无中文翻译]

Milo knows what his hunter can do. He's heard the stories of what he does to his victims. To people that don't pay SkyMarshall their money on time. To people like Milo.

- Beyond the Rubicon - [无中文翻译]

In truth, the Calamity was all but grand.

- Plastic Flowers - [无中文翻译]

Once again recognizing the contours of the words engraved upon the marble tombstone, he couldn't help but sigh. He'd seen this exact view so many times that you'd think a man of his position would learn to somehow live with it after so many years. And yet, there he was, once more sitting on the frozen bench next to the sum of all of his mistakes.

- Hour Zero - [无中文翻译]

（与Jasiu06合著）

You do not seem to understand. The decision will be made, regardless of your approval. This isn't a call that you can make. This isn't an issue regarding the internal bureaucracy of your Council that you can just vote over, hoping the mostly unrepresented unsatisfied parties will remain silent. This is an unprecedented global armageddon.

- Midnight Sun - [无中文翻译]

In front of her, however, there was something infinitely more important than the unending deific duels, raptures, or armageddons that surrounded her from each side.

In front of her, there was payback.

- Deconstruction Of A God - [无中文翻译]

（我在RomCon第二轮的参赛作品）

I'm definitely inviting you for a second date.

- Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned - [无中文翻译]

（我在RomCon第三轮的参赛作品）

With a trembling hand, Mab reached for her chest, and felt the silent scent of death, ever so slowly behind her. She could not allow this.

- The Mind Electric - [无中文翻译]

（与Limeyy和LORDXVNV合著）

If this universe has a Foundation, they are exceedingly good at hiding it.

- The Devil's Right-Hand Man - [无中文翻译]

Because, Madame Overseer, there is nothing in this world sweeter than the realization that if you wanted to, you could own it.

- ⚠️ - Walküre - [无中文翻译]

(Co-written with Long Arm Larry)

I knew how to fight demons. I've killed more than a few in my time. But them? Underneath all those plates and vests, when they slept, they were all still just human. And I'm not a murderer.

- 🥈 - Creaking at the Seams - [无中文翻译]

（我的2023重混竞赛参赛作品）

Ti'adhgt Ai'n isn't like most wizards.

- Time Machine - [无中文翻译]

（与JakdragonX合著)

Sorry. God stuff. Her twenty-fifth son just ate my sixteenth cousin.

- Nima, King of the Desert - [无中文翻译]

With him, he'd carry many things, wonderous things — that's what he'd tell his buyers. Really, though, Nima carried little more than stories. His cargo was hardly anything but everyday items, taken from the city people to the tribesmen and vice versa; curiosities mistaken for commodities by those fearful enough not to know any better.

- Let the Maze of My Design Carry You On - [无中文翻译]

Where the mortal who called herself Ann Barlowe stood, the Serpent could only see a threat.

- Isle Unto Thyself - [无中文翻译]

Friends. I'm terribly sorry to say that Robert Madden, Ann Barlowe, and Ra.aic are dead.

- Ignition - [无中文翻译]

（与Trotskyeet合著）

Laying down and dying was easy.

Getting up and living was not.

- A Baptism of Fire - [无中文翻译]

（我在2023艺术交换活动中送给Fortanono的礼物）

And yet, none of them are the great monsters he's heard about all his life. None of them look like they are about to slay his child and burn his home. They are all just human.

Just like him.

- Arco - [无中文翻译]

Unlike most of his entrepreneurial brethren, he looks down on others not because of their perceived inferiority, but because of his own superiority; a wholly different breed of bigotry to the one practiced by the common 21st century idiot.

- One More Tomorrow - [无中文翻译]

（与BitOddInnit、Cathy Autumn、Danielthemaniel、deathik、Diogene_s、Dino--Draws、DoctorLilithSophia、Ethagon、Ihp、Jasiu06、Kothardarastrix、Lemonsense、LittlePengwy、MasterTman2、Miss Lapis、newnykacolaquantum、psychicprogrammer、Stealth000 does not match any existing user name、SynthPanda_、Tyumen、UNCGriffin、Uncle Nicolini、WarriorofChaos和YardBirdMe合著）

…I'm aware we only just started, but I'm going to need to run some ads quickly. Need to call my mother.

- Wayward, Forlorn Kin - [无中文翻译]

So you really do believe it is better to let the wheel break you, instead of risking getting splinters in your hands when you take a swing at it?

- Your Number One - [无中文翻译]

He knows he is a pup thrown into the cage of lions, an unprepared coward crowned as one of the three lords of an unforgiving economic battlefield. But he is also aware that he doesn't need to be anything else; with Iris keeping everyone else in rank and Robert carrying out her orders, all Skitter needs to do to win is just sit with the rest of the players and let them move their pawns.

- Coda for the Capitol - [无中文翻译]

（与Jasiu06合著）

It isn't going to get any lighter, sir, but more will come to help us carry it. And the work will go on.

- Silver Hair & Silver Tongues - [无中文翻译]

（我在2024艺术交换活动中送给FlyPurgatorio的礼物）

Don't expect miracles, archivist. I don't have the time to perform them for you.

- 第4名 - Laid in Blood - [无中文翻译]

（2025公有领域竞赛中“麦卡恩主义者”队的第一篇作品）

It is ten years before the fall, and Odysseus breaches the beaches of Adytum. Behind him, the sun sets on a crimson Aegean, its waves lit aflame.

- Lonesome Dreams - [无中文翻译]

（与UNCGriffin合著）

A sea of grass, smoke in the air, a hundred hooves pummeling the earth. The world is a blur. They close their eyes against it. An empire, a court, a Queen. Green and gray and black. We must have justice. We must have closure. Carry out your duty.

- Project Proposal 2012-120: "Art Is A Getaway Drug" - [无中文翻译]

（与JakdragonX合著）

The performance will conclude once my screams finally end.

- The Queen In Green - [无中文翻译]

FOR YEARS UNCOUNTED, YOU'D BEEN YOUR OWN TRAITORS.

- ⚠️ - Project Proposal 2008-041: "The Spark to Raise the World Ablaze" - [无中文翻译]

Material Requirements: ICSUT evocation teacher Hans Vogel (already in my possession)

- ⚠️ - UIU File: 2014-158 (OPERATION: VENENUM) - [无中文翻译]

（与Nickthebrick1合著）

It's really beautiful out here, where the world is unbound and you can roam free. You should give it a try sometime.

- 伦敦的不死商旅

关于Percival Darke有很多故事要说。其中一些是好的，大多数是坏的。然而，现在唯一值得讲述的关于他的故事不是过去或现在的传说；这是未来的传说。他走向的那个未来。

那么，让我们一起来讲吧。就在这里，就现在。

- Project Proposal 2018-112: "Any Time, Any Place, You And Me" - [无中文翻译]

（我在RomCon第一轮的参赛作品）

Within the realm of historical debate, there is no room for precisely one discussion — whether or not Queen Mab was a monster.

- Dark Sushi File No. 120 "Mab Maki" - [无中文翻译]

（与BlazingPie合著）

Enjoy the little peace you still have left.

- The Queens Butterfly - [无中文翻译]

It must therefore be asked: what do we know about the Queens really? Is everything we have read about them a true record of reality, or merely fiction, written by people that lived hundreds of thousands of years after their subjects have long perished? It's high time to find out.

- Manifest 704: Corpses of the Colossi - [无中文翻译]

（原文由Jasiu06和我合著，并由我翻译成英文）

It is hard to describe the Cemetery in words. Not because it is difficult to comprehend, but because all the words in the English language cannot adequately convey its size.

- Carroll #022: The Last Stand - [无中文翻译]

You know me, I'm not a clean man — but fascists? Fuck 'em. Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em — anywhere else than in the grave, that is

- 終-Y-1789 "Trees of Liberty" Sales Catalog - [无中文翻译]

（原文由Jasiu06和我合著，并由Jasiu06和我翻译成英文）

The roots of the plants gather mineral salts and nutrients from blood magic rituals, allowing for an environmentally-friendly and renewable cultivation.

- GRANT REQUEST FOR THE UTILIZATION OF SUB-REALITY SPACES FOR THE CREATION OF SECURE SUPERLUMINAL COMMUNICATION CHANNELS - [无中文翻译]

（与Uncle Nicolini合著）

Technology currently available to Prometheus is incapable of ensuring appropriately safe communication inside and between the organizations that make up its conglomerate. A new way of internally relaying information must therefore be developed, lest Prometheus wishes to be robbed of all of its secrets — and fall into bankruptcy.

- ⚠️ - Project Proposal 2049-154: "Echoes" - [无中文翻译]

（与Uncle Nicolini合著）

Echoes will be my final performance as an artist, and will consist of two parts.

- VNP-8002: Maslov, Aflame - [无中文翻译]

Please note that as of writing, your case is the 2691384th in the queue.

- Carter Courier Channel' (D24CF/S54CX/4MR8L)l - [无中文翻译]

History will vindicate us! God bless America!

- Of Yarmir, the Last King of the Night (Pending Deletion) - [无中文翻译]

This story doesn't begin with Yarmir, or indeed any king at all — just like everything else, it begins with light.

- unVeiled: All You Need to Know about the Failed President Crenshaw Assassination Attempt - [无中文翻译]

（与Jasiu06合著）

Are we living in the preludium of the next great change, or is that merely paranoia?

- Echoes of Shattered Erikesh - [无中文翻译]

（与Jasiu06合著）

Fall down to the ground and listen. Hear, how the earth heralds armageddon.

- PROJECT GRANT: Martian Stormpiercer - [无中文翻译]

（本人写作，并由本人翻译为英文）

At the time of writing, Martian irrilite mining operations account for more than 30% of the Company's revenue and remain its single largest source of income.

- 第4名 - Favoured Son - [无中文翻译]

（2025公有领域竞赛中“麦卡恩主义者”队的第三篇作品；与Dino--Draws和Diogene_s合著）

We all walk lonesome, bloody trails — and none are as well preserved in the annals of history as that of the cunning Odysseus, even if the forces of the Veil have tried as they might to scrub it out of our history.

- PROJECT GRANT: Transmutative Buoyancy - [无中文翻译]

（与psychicprogrammer合著）

Alchemy remains an art almost exclusively focused on the transmutation of the sacrum and the profanum, but there is no reason it could not be extended to its logical conclusion to alter something far more fundamental: the localized laws of physics.

- Fragments Regarding Legate Trunnion, Apostate - [无中文翻译]

（与Dino--Draws、Diogene_s、Jasiu06和Lemonsense合著）

Sing, goddess, of the Legate's folly. Of her creations, the metal that lived and breathed. Of how she was lead astray from MEKHANE's path. Of how she broke herself. And of how she brought misery to the once brilliant Mekhanite Empire.

- Excerpts of Particular Interest From the Galileo Deep-Space Observatory Archives - [无中文翻译]

（与Aftokrator、BlazingPie、Cyvstvi、Dino--Draws、Diogene_s、DodoDevil、Ethagon、LORDXVNV、MisterFrown和SynthPanda_合著）

The GDSO's primary purpose is the discovery, documentation, and research of paranormal phenomena observed outside of the Solar System. As its apparatus was constructed using advanced paratechnology extrapolated from VNP-2154 by Phoenix Technologies personnel, the GDSO is capable of observing numerous galaxies in a state coinciding with the time of observation, bypassing the limiting factor of the speed of light.

- 第4名 - Nobody Dies At Dawn Hub - [无中文翻译]

（2025公有领域竞赛中“麦卡恩主义者”队的中心页；与Dino--Draws和Diogene_s合著）

…or so the story goes, if you give faith to the rumors from under ashen Adytum. To whispers of ghosts, lost on wind of the storm-torn Aegean.