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James Anselm Harkness
量子超力学部，新奇概念研究
研究带头人
有效期至 07/2024
这位便是：Harkness，满面不悦，一如常态。
姓名：高级研究员 J. A. Harkness
化名：Billith.Harkness 声称，选这个诨号实际上来自他小时候的绰号，这名字远早于 HBO 播放电视剧《噬血真爱》。是的，我知道这部剧讲了同名人物的浪漫故事。请别再提起这事，我甚至没看过这片子。
权限等级：IV
当前分派：[查询: 拒绝]
生平：高级研究员 James Anselm Harkness 于 1979 年 7 月 31 日出生于新泽西州霍博肯市，90 年代大学毕业后被基金会招募，当时基金会正为羽翼未满的机动特遣队 Rho-9（“技术支持”）组织一场招募运动。.仍不清楚此次招募运动是否与当时迫在眉睫的 Y2K 级（“数字演算”）情景有关。不过，应当注意，Harkness 从未受过且/或从未保持住特遣队水平的训练，因而在新千年后不久得到了另一份工作，即在 Site-19 当一名信息技术管理岗。那段时间，他开始频繁和各种基于技术和信息的 SCP 打交道，充当着一名网络管理员和救场式的“啥烂玩意儿都能修”角色。.维修故障硬件时会对其顶部锤个几下进行深度诊断和全面例行维护检查，这其中展现出的能力几乎可称之为异常。
季度性的体检结果显示，Harkness 有着较高的认知危害抗性.阻抗值 149，高于 99% 的基金会雇员。。因此——尽管他本人坚决拒绝——但此后漫长而折磨的基金会生涯中，他还是被拿去研究了数个高强度的具有认知影响的 SCP。
他的人事档案目前挂靠在 Site-43 中。
Treatment of Staff
27 Jan 2026 03:27
The staff of the SCP wiki are volunteers. We are managing a community of over 100,000 people, counting only those with wiki membership with the few tools we have at our disposal and what time we have left in between jobs, schoolwork, and personal responsibilities.
We are also trying to do things right for all of our members. We cannot always make decisions that please everyone. We are trying to do things the best we can for as many people as possible, and that can slow things down further.
Staff actions are not free from criticism. Feel free to disagree, and to express that disagreement. I welcome that. What we will not tolerate is abuse of our staff. If you think that staff are making a mistake, say that, but don't insult the people who are trying to take care of this community, or treat disagreement as bad faith.
Even if a topic is particularly severe or emotionally charged, that does not give you permission to harass and bully members of staff. We will take action to protect our staff from harassment. I am sympathetic to those who have personal stakes in these issues, but we must draw a hard line against letting our staff be used as punching bags.
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SCP Anthology 2026 Recruitment Thread
01 Jan 2026 05:17
Cancelled. There will be a new thread up within 24 hours. Will add more information then.
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SCP Anthology 2025 Recruitment
28 Apr 2025 21:13
This is the casting call for authors for the SCP Anthology 2025!
The SCP Anthology is an annual community-run project for the month of October. Started (and continually overseen) by S D Locke, each year has a unique theme surrounding its works. In 2022, it was the alphabet, and in 2024 is was phobias.
This year's theme is the Tree of Life, from Kabbalah (Jewish mysticism).
What is The Tree of Life, Anyways?
In short, the Tree of Life in Jewish mysticism represents ten aspects of divine creation as well as the human psyche. Each node in the tree is connected to other nearby nodes, and is typically associated with a function, emotion, and/or faculty of the brain. The full details of Kabbalah (including the Tree of Life) stem from the Zohar, a 16th century book containing information purportedly passed down from Shimon bar Yochai, a famous Jewish sage.
Each author for the anthology will write an SCP article for a specific node on the Tree of Life. A full list of them and brief descriptions can be found in this collapsible:
The following is a list of the ten Sephiroth, along with a short blurb for each representing their "vibe". (Do note that these are not intended to be prompts — merely mood-setters — and can be disregarded during drafting.)
Malkuth — Kingdom
When an artist picks up their brush, when a potter begins to meld their clay, there is a process of transformation. The medium manufactures meaning ex nihilo — from the abyss — turning lifeless form into shimmering beauty.
But the process of transformation is not solely in the art itself: the artist is elevated from the act of creation, too… for there can be no artist without his art, and no king without his Kingdom.
Malkuth ("Kingdom") is the final, bottommost Sephirah on the Tree of Life, representing the physical world. It is the final destination of the divine light that flows through the rest of the Tree. It is often associated with action and willpower, a manifestation of divine will as the physical universe.
Yesod — Foundation
A house is a structure of balancing force. The beams, tense and taut, stretch across its framework, assembling into a gestalt greater than the sum of its parts. Each piece plays its role, each brick supports the next.
If even one of these segments falter, the failure cascades outwards in a cacophony of foundering. And of these, there is no component more integral to this integrity than the base upon which the rest stands; without this, everything above it falls into the abyss.
Without its Foundation, it crumbles into nothingness.
Yesod ("Foundation") is the Sephirah that connects Malkuth to the rest of the Tree of Life. It is largely considered the "foundation" of the physical world, channeling divine light downwards, and typically represents connectivity and transmission. It is situated between the Sephiroth above — Hod and Netzach — and acts as a balancing element between them, enabling the world to exist.
Hod — Majesty
The crowning jewel of a treasury becomes renown — not merely due to its brilliance, but also from its occlusion. A queen, ever-private, keeps the stone's existence secret, huddled within an unassuming frame in a corner of her bedroom, rarely seen by the outside eye. But the whispered winds of walls with ears lend themselves to rumors, and soon knowledge of its beauty becomes commonplace, legends spreading of its wonder.
If displayed in public for all to observe, it would quickly be forgotten and relegated to the abyss, as its appearance is no brighter than the nextmost luminous gem. But instead, through its humility, its Majesty is inevitably revealed for all.
Hod ("Majesty") is the first left Sephirah on the Tree of Life. Juxtaposed across from Netzach, Hod represents humility, submission, and self-reflection. Its primary purpose in the Tree of Life is to "restrict" the divine light's flow, preventing it from overwhelming the world; a common analogy is a teacher restricting the scope of a lesson so the students can understand it.
Netzach — Victory
An empire's purpose is expansion. Its foot-soldiers march ever forward, conquering and overpowering all who dare to stand against the almighty cause, against the glorious picturesque portrait of their way of life. The forces march unimpeded against their enemies, growing borders and crushing those who do not kneel beneath their iron boots.
What motivates these soldiers varies: whether money, or power, or sport, they function in unison. But the cause that unites them is not even ideological; it is much deeper, more deeply embedded in the abyss from which all consciousness emanates: it is the desire for pure, unadulterated conquest — Victory over all.
Netzach ("Victory") is the first right Sephirah on the Tree of Life. Juxtaposed across from Hod, it represents endurance, dominance, and fortitude. An antithesis to Hod, its purpose on the Tree of Life is to "expand" the divine light's flow, preventing it from being diminished or restricted beyond necessity; a common analogy is a teacher consistently changing topics to enable their students to grow.
Tiphereth — Harmony
Ecosystems arise out of conflicting elements. Species vying for survival — some mauling and maiming, others fleeing and grazing — interconnect and struggle against one another. Complex, invisible webs stretch out across acres and aquifers, representing myriads of members of uncountable clans in an endless arcing quest to simply stay afloat.
Their elaborate demonstration, their indefinite song and dance, is vital to our survival. Without the pushing and pulling, the predator or its prey, the world would tilt its axis towards an extreme, and spiral deeper into the abyss. Only through this perpetual Harmony can the natural world inevitably emerge.
Tiphereth ("Harmony") is the central Sephirah in the Tree of Life. It represents balance, harmony, compassion, and truth. Much like Yesod, it sits between two other Sephiroth, which it mediates between: Chesed and Geburah (see below). Tiphereth balances the two conflicting forces, and prepares the divine light before it's channeled down into Malkuth by the lower Sephiroth.
Chesed — Mercy
The womb: the origin of gestation. Within its walls of flesh, bathed in amniotic fluid, a child is formed. It will — should all go well — experience highs and lows, struggles and triumphs, birthdays and funerals. But right now, at this present moment, it remains encased; protected from any harm by its matriarch, who carries it inside them with pure love.
This is a kindness for the child. Once it is born, it will never know such safety, such warmth ever again. But ultimately, it is the act of birth that will make this child's life meaningful — when its skin touches the cold air, it shall cry, hoping for the warmth and comfort of its home. But it will never return there; it will be forced to brave the bright cold abyss for the first time in fear and trepidation.
But this, too, is ultimately a Mercy.
Chesed ("Mercy") is the second right Sephirah on the Tree of Life. Juxtaposed across from Geburah, it represents kindness, love, and mercy. It is the aspect of the divine light that is responsible for forgiveness, as well as bestowing kindness upon humanity and sparing punishment. It is also often associated with the act of giving, paralleling Netzach's expanding force below it.
Geburah — Judgement
The criminal laments their fate. They stand on the precipice of inevitability: the courthouse, white and gold, towering tall into the sky, mocks their past hubris for believing they could escape their due. There is no time left to run; no time left to hide; no time left to repent their past deeds — for the long arm of justice has finally arced like an arrow, narrowing in at unfathomable speed, bringing with it the abyss of the penultimate punishment.
There's nothing left to do except accept their fate. It is the final ending; it is the moment of reckoning; it is the day of Judgement.
Geburah ("Judgement") is the second left Sephirah on the Tree of Life. Juxtaposed across from Chesed, it represents stringency, judgement, restraint, and power. It is the aspect of the divine light that is responsible for punishment of evil and dominance over the universe. It is also often associated with the act of withholding something, paralleling Hod's restricting force below.
Hokma — Wisdom
The library stretches forth, beckoning visitors into its halls. Within its clasp, the infinite precession elucidates knowledge hitherto unknown by humankind. It is vast, endless, and overwhelming — it contains anything and everything, every scrap of information carefully tucked away in the nooks and crannies of its crevices. Its passageways extend far beyond the sight of its visitors, into the ever-yawning abyss of untraveled annals.
The library, unfathomable in its sheer quantity of information, can only be traversed by those with the wherewithal to ascertain its quandaries, qualities. and quirks. But those that can — those that do — will find a monumental testimony to the artistry of the universe: they will find Wisdom in its raw, unfiltered glory.
Hokma ("Wisdom") is the topmost right Sephirah on the Tree of Life. Juxtaposed across from Binah, it represents the origin of thought, wisdom, and raw intellect. It is the source of divine wisdom, but is too incomprehensibly vast to be understood on its own. It is similar in nature to Chesed and Netzach's expanding forces below it.
Binah — Understanding
From the abyss, a shining white light emanates forth. Pure, unfiltered, it is unnoteworthy: it simply is, no meaning or definition given. Its arc flies straight and predictably.
The glass prism receives the light. Suddenly, it is transformed; no longer merely white, it radiates outwards in a dazzling display of colors, painting meaning unto an empty canvas. Without this array of crystal, configured in prismatic structure, the light would simply remain as it is, no beauty unveiled. Only through the prism can the light shine true; only through the prism does there become an Understanding.
Binah ("Understanding") is the topmost left Sephirah on the Tree of Life. Juxtaposed across from Hokma, it represents understanding, ascertaining, and discerning information into a usable form. Without Binah, Hokma remains incomprehensible; by narrowing down divine light, it transforms into something tangible and directed. It parallels the restricting force of Geburah and Hod below it.
Keter — Crown
The King sits atop the throne, towering above the mortal realm. It is from Him the edict of existence emanates; it is through His will that all becomes and all is. The throne, an edifice of the artifice of creation — the royal gown, a splendorous cloak, opacifying and obfuscating the raw radiance of the divine.
And atop it all shines the final, most hidden utterance of His will, the culmination of everything that was, is, and will be; the crescendo of creation, the spark from which everything coalesces; the beginning and the end of everything and anything: the awe-inspiring Ein Sof, the light in the abyss: the Crown of Glory, ruling steadfast over all.
Keter ("Crown") is the final, top Sephirah on the Tree of Life. It represents the capacity to comprehend — the very bedrock of consciousness — as well as rulership and mastery. It is the origin of the divine light, and is the truest expression of the divine. It is often associated with the concept of infinity as well.
When signing up, you should select up to three Sephiroth you'd want to write for, in order of preference. Ideally, these should be Sephiroth you identify with, Sephiroth which resemble your authorial style, or which you think you'd have a good time writing for.
Membership Rules
Similar to the 2023 anthology, I will not be doing 31 articles for 31 days. Rather, we'll be doing one article per node on the Tree of Life, with ten in total, spaced out evenly over October. Because of this, membership will be rather selective; please read this post carefully and follow the instructions below if you want to sign up.
- First and foremost, just like last year, members of the prior anthology will be de-prioritized to give other people a chance. If you participated in the 2024 anthology, you can still sign up, though you're less likely to be brought on. This is to help give people who have never participated before a better chance of being selected.
- You must have at least one SCP rated at +50 or above. As the anthology is very selective and has a strict deadline (see below), I need to be sure you're capable of writing and publishing an SCP prior to onboarding you. Ideally, this should be a horror SCP, but it's perfectly fine if not, so as long as it is not a collaboration.
- The deadline for the first draft will be July 1st. The deadline for the final draft will be September 1st. If you do not meet these deadlines, you may be removed from the anthology and replaced with a "pinch-hitter". If you cannot make these deadlines, please do not sign up.
- Communication will occur primarily over Discord. If you do not have a Discord account, please do not sign up. Do not post your Discord handle in this thread; if I need your Discord information, I will send you a Wikidot DM.
Let's Sign Up!
Read all that and ready to go? Awesome! Please remember to include your chosen Sephiroth, an SCP your wrote above +50, and optionally, something that inspires awe in you. If you're interested in potentially pinch-hitting a Sephirah, please be sure to mention that as well!
This thread will be open for a few days before the selection process begins in order to give people more time to sign up. If you're selected, you should receive a DM from me within a week or two.
It is a massive honor to be running this year's anthology, and I'm incredibly excited to coordinate this project for the community. Every anthology has produced some excellent works for the site, and I hope that this year's anthology — although it's much smaller in scope — can do the same once more.
Applications are now closed! Thank you all for everyone who applied. If you missed it, please feel free to sign up as a pinch hitter if you think you can write under pressure!
May the words of my mouth and the meditations of my heart be acceptable before You, Lord, my Strength and my Redeemer.
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Recruiting Participants for a Doctoral Study on the SCP Writing Community
22 Jan 2025 17:34
Hello!!
I am posting this here with the permission of the SCP Wiki Staff. My name is Brian (although you probably know me more as Pedagon) and I am here to invite you to participate in my doctoral study aiming to understand and learn from online communities as they already exist. In my work, I avoid taking a prescriptive approach to investigation and, instead, have designed this study to allow the members of the SCP Wiki community itself to guide the research directions. Through taking this open approach, this study is guided by the following research question:
What can we learn from the SCP Wiki about scientific literacy?
If you have written an article for the SCP Wiki, I would like to invite you into a series of text-based interviews with me in January, April, and August 2025. These interviews will be conversational about your experiences writing for the SCP Wiki, and all details of the interviews are in the link below:
https://survey.ucalgary.ca/jfe/form/SV_b8gHGM9vckASnTU
Please give the above link a read if you are interested, and, if you would like to participate, please fill out the requested information so that we can set up your first interview! The University of Calgary Conjoint Faculties Research Ethics Board has approved this study (REB20-0460). If you have any questions about the study please feel free to contact me directly.
Thank you!
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Community Outreach is absorbing Internet Outreach.
26 Dec 2024 22:57
Hello staff, authors, readers, and members of the community alike.
Starting on January 6th, 2025, the Internet Outreach (henceforth IO) team will be folding into the Community Outreach (henceforth CO) team. What does this mean for IO? A few things, namely:
- IO will become a CO subteam.
- IO staff will still report to
Yossipossi, who has been named the Section Head of IO for the CO team for the immediate future. CO will search for a suitable replacement per Yossi's request.
- The IO Discord will continue to function as it always has, and members of it are also welcomed to join the CO Discord for easier communication with the on-site staff.
The reasoning behind this absorption is twofold. First, IO's separation from CO served to frustrate communication between the teams, preventing important announcements from being made in a timely manner. Second, as for why the merge is only happening now, the team's membership has steadily declined and has reached a breaking point in sustainability, which would be alleviated by its folding into CO. The team's mission statements and operations are intertwined anyway, so having them be under the same leadership only makes sense.
With CO's bigger manpower, we will be filling in some positions left behind from the time when IO was a bigger team, and we will additionally be recruiting new members of staff for the following platforms:
- Twitter/Bluesky
- Instagram/Facebook
- TikTok
Expect a recruitment thread in the very near future.
If you have any questions, please reach out to Uncle Nicolini or
Yossipossi.
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13th Annual Art Exchange
10 Nov 2024 15:00
You make your way up to your cabin through the sleet and snow, carrying a few logs for kindling the fire. As you enter, you are greeted by your partner and children, who are sitting by the fire. They've been waiting for you. You take off your jacket, hat, and boots, leaving them at the door as you approach the fire with the logs. After tossing one in, you are handed a warm glass of cider, which you down quickly.
You clear your throat. Everyone scoots a bit closer to you. They know it's time for…
The 13th Annual SCP Holiday Art Exchange!!!
(hosted by Uncle Nicolini,
AriadnesThread,
LORDXVNV,
PlaguePJP, and
psychicprogrammer!)
The Overview
Just wait a minute. What is this?
A Secret Santa event wherein users get paired with other users and make gifts for their assigned person, according to their giftee's requests. The giftee, meanwhile, does not know their gifter's identity until days after receiving their gift. Anonymous holiday fun for the whole wiki.
What exactly do we "exchange" here?
Anything, really, provided a.) you created it, and b.) you can send it over the internet. Exchanged gifts have ranged from writing, art, and music to interpretive dance, profile pictures, and games! Just make YOU made it, no AI generated nonsense.
Holy heck! How do I sign up?
Simply make a new post, not a reply to this one on this thread following the format below:
> **What I Can Give:** [What you can give]
>
> **What I Am Looking For:** [What you are looking for]Do not put "I can receive anything!", or something to that effect, under "What I Am Looking For". While it may seem courteous to your prospective gifter, it actually leaves them with no direction for their gift, making the process inadvertently more difficult. Please be at least a little specific with your requests (while also being reasonable). Additionally, keep things within the confines of the SCP and Wanderer's Library universe. No asking for gifts on Steam or for people to write about an OC that has no relation to either wiki.
For "What I Can Give": This is your chance to brag a little! What kinds of art do you enjoy making? What kind of stories have you made in the past, or what kinds are you hoping to make in the future? Is there anything in particular that you're particularly proud of that you'd like to show off, to excite the others here? Link it! The better picture you give us of what you feel like you like creating the most, the better this event can be for everyone!
And remember, there may not be enough visual artists to go around so you should also temper your expectations in regard to what you may receive.
Also, one cannot stress this enough:
Don't sign up if you are iffy on making the deadlines, laid out below!
If you know you're busy or something's coming up that interferes with your gift-making, you should probably abstain. However, we understand if something unexpected emerges in your personal life that you could not have planned for and disrupts your Art Exchange intentions. We're reasonable. Provided that occurs:
1) Send an unfinished product at the deadline with the intention to finish it later, or…
2) Contact Uncle Nicolini,
AriadnesThread,
LORDXVNV,
PlaguePJP, or
psychicprogrammer ASAP about your situation, and we'll get a pinch-hitter on the case right away. More on that in the collapsible further below!
The Schedule
First, have a brief overview:
Nov. 10th - Nov. 15th — Signing up.
Nov. 16th-ish - Dec. 19th — Making the gifts.
Dec. 20th - Dec. 24th — Pinch-hitting.
Dec. 25th - Dec. 28th — Receiving gifts, wondering who made them.
Dec. 28th — Revealing the Secret Santas.
Anytime after Dec. 28th — Optionally posting gifts to the wiki.
For a more in-depth run-down…
Stage 1: Signing up (Nov. 10th - Nov. 15th)
From the time of this thread's posting to November 15th, 11 AM EST, one may follow the instructions above for signing up. A post on this thread will announce the end of sign-ups.
Stage 2: Making the gifts (Nov. 16th-ish - Dec. 20th)
At some point after the 15th and hopefully before the 16th, we will use spreadsheets to assign every user a giftee. Expect a PM from us around those days with your assignment. From then on, it's your responsibility to read your assigned user's post on this thread and make a gift for them.
Remember: The Art Exchange is completely anonymous. Therefore, you don't want your giftee to know you made their gift. Upload your gifts onto an anonymous medium; artists often use Imgur to post their work anonymously, and writers often use either an anonymous Pastebins or a Sandbox page with the following CSS:
[[module css]]
a#history-button.btn, a#files-button.btn {
display: none;
}
[[/module]]This removes the "History" and "Files" buttons from the bottom of the page, making the sandbox completely anonymous.
When you have finished your gift and want to send it, simply send either myself, AriadnesThread,
LORDXVNV,
PlaguePJP, or
psychicprogrammer a Wikidot PM with the title "Art Exchange Gift For [Name of Giftee]" so we know who it's for, containing a link to your gift. You may send your gift at any time between November 16th and December 20th, 9 AM EST. If we do not receive a presentable draft of a gift by December 20th, 9AM EST, we will assume that you will not submit one and recruit a pinch-hitter for your giftee. This applies regardless of whether or not you turn in your gift after this deadline.
As previously established, do not ghost the Art Exchange. If you can't finish your gift in time, just let us know! Absolutely no shame. But not letting anyone know makes it harder for everyone.
Stage 2.5: Pinch-Hitting (Dec. 20th - Dec. 24th)
During this stage, pinch-hitters (to be explained later) will work on gifts for anyone whose gifters have disappeared. It may be an unfinished draft, but giftees will at least get something. Saving Christmas and whatnot.
Stage 3: Receiving gifts, wondering who made them (Dec. 25th-27th)
Sometime on Christmas Day, you will receive a PM from AriadnesThread,
LORDXVNV,
PlaguePJP,
psychicprogrammer, or myself with your gifter's gift! We encourage you to post it on this thread, and let others enjoy it with you! Remember to keep everything anonymous until the big reveal.
Stage 4: Revealing the Secret Santas (Dec. 28th)
On this date, we will reveal everyone's gifters and giftees in a giant list. Rejoice!
Stage 5: Optionally posting gifts to the wiki. (Anytime after Dec. 28th)
If you'd like, post your works onto the wiki itself once we've revealed the names! Remember, upon posting, to add the "art-exchange" tag and add your work on the Art Exchange Hub underneath this year's Art Exchange.
If you don't post them onto the wiki as their own pages, feel free to link any artwork you've created under the "Media Arts of 2024" collapsible.
Pinch-Hitting and Friendly Reminders
Pinch-Hitters will make a gift for someone when the original gifter cannot follow through. This will mostly come into play between gift submissions and distributions, though we'll call a Pinch-Hitter in anytime a gifter says they cannot fulfill their request, giving the Pinch-Hitter more time to fill in. However, a Pinch-Hitter must be prepared to work under very restrictive timelines, down to 96 hours.
Only sign up as a Pinch-Hitter if you're very confident in your skills under pressure. We may turn down your application as a Pinch-Hitter if we do not share your confidences. It's a bit harsh, but necessary to ensure everyone gets their gift in full confidence. If you have an interest in the position, simply state so on your sign-up post here, and also include your preferred means of contact for pinch hitting (for example, if you prefer Discord, please include your username).
The Naughty List
Due to a problem in previous years in which some people ghosted the exchange, we have instated a new rule moving forward: In the event someone should ghost the exchange and not give a heads up to the event runners that they will be unable to complete their gift/turn it in in time, they will be unable to enter next year's Art Exchange. There are exceptions to this; we are reasonable people. If you have a good reason or just realized you can't do it, please do let us know before the 20th of December and we'll get a pinch hitter on it, no questions asked.
Reminders:
- Don't ghost the exchange. Please, if you can't make it, send a PM beforehand.
- Remember, no extensions whatsoever!
- If you don't have a presentable skeleton of a gift to present by the 20th, we will get a pinch hitter.
- It's called Secret Santa! Don't reveal yourself to your giftee, and if you know something, don't let anyone in on it! Secrecy is part of the fun!
- Keep it jolly and festive! Don't intentionally make a gift that goes against the giftee's wishes, or otherwise knowingly make something bad.
- As previously mentioned, do not use AI Generation tools to create a gift. This will put you on the blacklist for future Art Exchanges, meaning you will not be able to participate.
- All requests must be relevant to either the SCP Wiki or Wanderer's Library universes; no asking for things based off of other media, no matter how much detail you have.
- Oh, and no smut, please. The content on this site can definitely end up in the NSFW zone, but very few people are here for erotica, so please try to steer clear of it.
Questions?
Feel free to ask them in the top level comment of this thread as a Reply instead of 'New Post'. This being said, should you choose to enter, PLEASE MAKE YOUR ENTRY ITS OWN POST IN THE THREAD, DO NOT REPLY TO THE ORIGINAL POST! ANY ENTRIES PLACED AS A REPLY TO THIS POST WILL NOT BE ADDED!
With all that out of the way…
HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY ART EXCHANGE!
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Fear the Return
01 Nov 2024 13:18
Hi! I posted this to the Anthology page, but I feel it's worth breaking out into its own discussion:
For 2022's anthology, our theme was ABCs of death. We really stretched the limit of what would be fitting for the theme simply to make it fit 31 separate days.
This year, however, is not quite as restrictive. There are very many phobias which did not see use in this project. Many viable prompts left up for grabs. Arachno, Aiboh, Thanato… the list goes on. So, I'd like to make an announcement:
That's right, I will be accepting new entries into this project! There are a few guidelines to keep in mind, however:
- No repeat authors. Once you're on the page, you cannot submit again.
- Phobias cannot already be in use
- No collabs (unless you can super convince me its needed ig)
- Must be an SCP (no tales/goi-formats - though format screws that employ these are fair game)
- Entries must adhere to titling scheme of using the phobia as a prefix.
- Entries must include scp-anthology-2024 as its parent page, and make use of the earthworm to link between entries.
- Submit your draft to me for review.
- Be scary.
I can be contacted through wikidot or be found in the official discord. Reach out with your draft for review. DO NOTE that not everything will be accepted. You only get one shot.1 Make it count.
If accepted, I will source/create the card image for the hub and record a unique Borderless Confines intro for the article.
Additionally: Accepted submissions must adhere to a posting time, which will be worked out on a case-by-case basis: I will very likely be limiting releases to once or twice a month, if even there are enough submissions. I will likely decide on a specific day of the week, perhaps Wednesdays, in order to have some consistency.
Though submissions may be placed whenever is convenient, do know that I will not be allowing for any to be released in November. I need a break!
ALSO! Since I am not allowing repeat phobias, I am going to use this post to list out "claimed" phobias so that we do not have two people working on the same phobia — I don't want to have to reject a submission solely because someone else finished first.
If you are interested: Note the phobia you would like to pursue here. Since claims lock someone else out of using the phobia, please do not frivolously jump on a phobia to claim it! If someone repeatedly claims then switches to a different phobia over and over they will be out of consideration! Choose wisely!
Works in Progress:
- Ornithophobia
- Anatadaephobia
- Carcerophobia
- Cacophobia
- Koinophobia
- Trypanophobia
- Lilapsophobia
- angrophobia
- chionophobia
- thaasophobia
- claustrophobia
- Astraphobia
- theophobia
- scolionophobia
- thalassophobia
- Malicophobia
- Thanatophobia
- Astrophobia
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914 - Passing the torch
31 Aug 2024 17:45
So, for 6 years, I have been the custodian of the 914 log. As some of you might have noticed, the log has been closed for some time now. The reasons for this are both private and not very interesting (mainly work pressure and health issues, I'm doing better since).
However, it showed me that I'm not focused on the wiki enough anymore. I wanted to do 2000, it got delayed by organisation and the above reasons, but then what?
Originally, I was about to close it. No one really wanted to do what I did and I was fine with that; Lots of IPs keep going to the point of exhaustion, and I respect it when a story just ends.
However, feedback is clear: People still want to write these, and Queerious has expressed interest in the continuation of the logs, AKA opening the sandbox page once more and accepting tests. This means that I'm passing the torch to her.
I'll be around to help Queerious find her footing, because suddenly being in charge of such a huge project, I wouldn't just throw her in the deep end. However, there's no big changes to the process that we always used (the sandbox method, linked here <-).
After a few weeks/months, depending on how fast we all adjust, she'll also take over the role of in-universe Veritas, which will change to her in-universe researcher. The lore reason will be Veritas getting some much needed breaks from keeping an eye on the researchers working there. Something better for his blood pressure, if you will. I want to personally thank all of the members and authors who made this possible!
Note: This is meant to be a celebration of the past 2k entries, and not focused on what should or shouldn't be included in the log, either in the past or in the future. Please try to stay positive focus on all that everyone has accomplished together! I'd also like to thank Labiosis,
bonboneka and
Grundbirn for their amazing contributions to the community and their helping out with feedback on the logs.
There's a lot of people that frequented and added to the log frequently, so feel free to share your favourite moments!
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Want to earn greenlighting perms? Want to become a better reviewer?
10 May 2024 20:08
Due to the ever-increasing demand for more skilled reviewers to help out in the critmines, the Discord Critique Team has decided to bring Crit Flights to Discord!
What does being part of a Flight mean?
There will be two flights for June, running from June 1st to the 30th.
Mentors ("commanders") will work with mentees ("officers") in the Deer College channels to critique concepts and drafts while the officers practice and improve their critique skills.
At the start of the Flight, commanders will set forth basic goals and expectations for their officers. These goals will be designed to better develop your skills giving Concept and Draft feedback.
Officers will be taught some forum management skills like how to respond (without backseat modding) to a thread that breaks guidelines.
If the officers cannot yet greenlight, they may officially recommend concepts to their commander for greenlight consideration.
Flight teams can have funny/rule of cool names. Commander discretion.
The commanders for this flight will be Queerious &
Nonaggress &
Uncle Nicolini.
This flight will begin June 1st and run until the end of the month.
Who can request consideration to be an officer?
Anyone! Newbies and veterans alike are welcome to put their names forth.
What do Flight participants get at the end?
Officers deemed ready by their commanders will be given greenlighting privileges (if they do not have them already).
Officers deemed ready by their commanders may be put forth for consideration for the Moth Squad Roster.
(remember, provision of the rewards is up to commander discretion!)
I'm interested! How do I sign up to be a flight officer?
Simply create a New Post/post a new comment (don't use "reply") in this thread stating:
a quick sentence about why you would like to be part of the mentoring process
If a commander is interested in mentoring you, they will respond to your post.
I'm interested… but I think I want to work on my critique skills first/I didn't get picked this month. What can I do?
Get the basics down! Start here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-9804362/so-you-want-to-be-a-concept-reviewer
Read! The Guide Hub "critter resources" section: http://www.scp-wiki.net/guide-hub#toc4 has some resources you can use to practice different kinds of critique, as well as improving your reviewer skills overall.
Practice! There are always plenty of authors looking for feedback in the forums.
Remember that flights on discord are still new and we are figuring them out! There will be a few bumps in the road as we test run this new concept. Please bear with us!
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SCP ANTHOLOGY 2024 Recruitment
11 Mar 2024 06:46
This is a call to authors for membership roles on SCP ANTHOLOGY 2024.
What is SCP ANTHOLOGY? SCP ANTHOLOGY is a series of horror works penned by site authors. Throughout October, there are to be 31 articles by 31 authors, posted one per day in a celebration of all that goes bump in the night.
In 2022, each story was tied to a word beginning with a particular letter of the alphabet. This year, the challenge has changed. The theme of ANTHOLOGY 2024 is to be "Phobias".
You can find this project's previous venture here.
I am doing things differently this year. I am offering up authorship roles to the site at large via this thread. Currently, this invite will not be offered to those who published an SCP for ABC ANTHOLOGY, I want to allow new faces a chance.
There are some stipulations and considerations to help aid in narrowing down the selection. Please review the following before volunteering for this project. I will ignore posts from those who have not carefully read this.
First and formost: all collaboration is to be held on Discord. We will be discussing ideas and doing critique as a team, so talk must be centralized. If you do not have/use Discord, please do not voluneer. You do not have to share your Discord handle in here. I will be in contact.
You have to have a successful SCP rated at least +50. Given the scope of the project, I need to know each author is proven to be able to work in the format. If you reply, please include a link to one of your SCPs that fit this criteria. Please select a solo work, not a collab. It does not have to be horror-focused.
The deadline for a 1st draft will be June 1st. The deadline for a final draft will be July 1st. There will be no extensions. If you do not feel like this is a comfortable window, then I ask you leave the space open for another.
You should be able to be on the wiki at some point during October to post your entry. There can be some wiggle room (in terms of exact date) to align with everyone's shedules. If you expect to be occupied or elsewhere during October, or if it's too far off to be certain you can be online one day out of the month.
Please volunteer only if you are confident you can meet the deadline, and can pop in during October.
Finally, and this is optional, but do tell me what scares you.
I would like to thank everyone who responds here, and will reach out over the coming days/weeks with invites.
I enjoy this type of project as it is a wonderful way to celebrate our community's creators and collaborative efforts. I see these anthologies as events authors can enjoy participating in without being tainted by opposition and competition, while still retaining an emphasis on effort and quality for reader enjoyment. I especially love them for commemorating one of our site's best feature's: our endless creativity in crafting horror stories.
May we bring the wiki into a world of nightmares. Good luck.
Roles filled: 31/31
(Volunteers: feel free to put yourself forward. Though the team is full, I may need pitch-hitters.)
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Do you or your friends illustrate their own articles?
15 Nov 2023 18:48
This post was made on behalf of the Art Committee, the folks responsible for curating Art Spotlight on the front page every month.
In December, we'd like to feature some SCPs featuring original visual art, as we think authors that illustrate their own work are incredible and deserve more attention. If this is well received and we get tons of responses, we're going to do this every other month, and/or even start including tales, GOI formats and more!
We define 'original visual art' as illustrations and graphic designs made by the author of the article, including both digital and analog art.
What are some SCPs with original visual art that warrant some spotlight? Let us know below.
(Edit: December's will be an illustration special, but we're totally considering the inclusion of other forms of art going forward)
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12th Annual Art Exchange
15 Nov 2023 14:02
A fresh dusting of snow blankets the outside through your window. There's a mug of hot chocolate in your hand. You are surrounded by friends and loved ones. Everyone gathers by the fire to hear you speak. You already know what this means. It's time for…
The 12th Annual SCP Holiday Art Exchange!!!
(hosted by Uncle Nicolini,
LORDXVNV,
LOVEMARGINAL,
PlaguePJP, and
psychicprogrammer!)
The Overview
Just wait a minute. What is this?
A Secret Santa event wherein users get paired with other users and make gifts for their assigned person, according to their giftee's requests. The giftee, meanwhile, does not know their gifter's identity until days after receiving their gift. Anonymous holiday fun for the whole wiki.
What exactly do we "exchange" here?
Anything, really, provided a.) you created it, and b.) you can send it over the internet. Exchanged gifts have ranged from writing, art, and music to interpretive dance, profile pictures, and games!
SIGN UPS ARE CLOSED!
However, if you would like to sign up as a pinch hitter, please make a post on the thread indicating your strengths and preferred method of contact. To all the Art Exchange sign-ups, keep an eye on your inboxes! Your giftees will be assigned soon.
We understand if something unexpected emerges in your personal life that you could not have planned for and disrupts your Art Exchange intentions. We're reasonable. Provided that occurs:
1) Send an unfinished product at the deadline with the intention to finish it later, or…
2) Contact Uncle Nicolini,
LORDXVNV,
LOVEMARGINAL,
PlaguePJP, or
psychicprogrammer ASAP about your situation, and we'll get a pinch-hitter on the case right away.
If you asked for an extension and do not turn in your gift before December 24th at 11:59 PM EST, you will be blacklisted from next year's Art Exchange.
The Schedule
Nov. 15th - Nov. 23rd — Signing up.
Nov. 25th - Dec. 19th — Making the gifts.
Dec. 20th - Dec. 24th — Pinch-hitting.
Dec. 25th - Dec. 28th — Receiving gifts, wondering who made them.
Dec. 28th — Revealing the Secret Santas.
Anytime after Dec. 28th — Optionally posting gifts to the wiki.
Holy heck! How do I sign up?
Simply make a new post on this thread following the format below:
> **What I Can Give:** [What you can give. This is your chance to brag a little! What kinds of art do you enjoy making? What kind of stories have you made in the past, or what kinds are you hoping to make in the future? Is there anything in particular that you're particularly proud of that you'd like to show off, to excite the others here? Link it! The better picture you give us of what you feel like you like creating the most, the better this event can be for everyone!]
>
> **What I Am Looking For:** [What you are looking for. Do not put "I can receive anything!", or something to that effect, under "What I Am Looking For". While it may seem courteous to your prospective gifter, it actually leaves them with no direction for their gift, making the process inadvertently more difficult. Please be at least a little specific with your requests (while also being reasonable). Additionally, keep things within the confines of the SCP and Wanderer's Library universe. No asking for gifts on Steam or for people to write about an OC that has no relation to either wiki.]And remember, there may not be enough visual artists to go around so you should also temper your expectations in regard to what you may receive.
Also, one cannot stress this enough:
Don't sign up if you are iffy on making the deadlines, laid out below!
If you know you're busy or something's coming up that interferes with your gift-making, you should probably abstain. However,
The Schedule
First, have a brief overview:
Nov. 15th - Nov. 23rd — Signing up.
Nov. 25th - Dec. 19th — Making the gifts.
Dec. 20th - Dec. 24th — Pinch-hitting.
Dec. 25th - Dec. 28th — Receiving gifts, wondering who made them.
Dec. 28th — Revealing the Secret Santas.
Anytime after Dec. 28th — Optionally posting gifts to the wiki.
For a more in-depth run-down…
Stage 1: Signing up (Nov. 15th - Nov. 23rd)
From the time of this thread's posting to November 23rd, 11 AM EST, one may follow the instructions above for signing up. A post on this thread will announce the end of sign-ups.
Stage 2: Making the gifts (Nov. 25th - Dec. 20th)
Between the end of sign-ups and the 25th, we will use spreadsheets to assign every user a giftee. Expect a PM from us on the 25th with your assignment. From then on, it's your responsibility to read your assigned user's post on this thread and make a gift for them.
Remember: The Art Exchange is completely anonymous. Therefore, you don't want your giftee to know you made their gift. Upload your gifts onto an anonymous medium; artists often use Imgur to post their work anonymously, and writers often use either an anonymous Pastebin or a Sandbox page with the following CSS:
[[module css]]
a#history-button, a#files-button {
display: none;
}
[[/module]]This removes the "History" and "Files" buttons from the bottom of the page, making the sandbox completely anonymous.
When you have finished your gift and want to send it, simply send either myself, LORDXVNV,
LOVEMARGINAL,
PlaguePJP, or
psychicprogrammer a Wikidot PM with the title "Art Exchange Gift For [Name of Giftee]" so we know who it's for, containing a link to your gift. You may send your gift at any time between November 25th and December 20th, 8 AM EST.
As previously established, do not ghost the Art Exchange. If you can't finish your gift in time, just let us know! Absolutely no shame. But not letting anyone know makes it harder for everyone.
Stage 2.5: Pinch-Hitting (Dec. 20th - Dec. 24th)
During this stage, pinch-hitters (to be explained later) will work on gifts for anyone whose gifters have disappeared. It may be an unfinished draft, but giftees will at least get something. Saving Christmas and whatnot.
Stage 3: Receiving gifts, wondering who made them (Dec. 25th-27th)
Sometime on Christmas Day, you will receive a PM from LORDXVNV,
LOVEMARGINAL,
PlaguePJP,
psychicprogrammer, or me with your gifter's gift! We encourage you to post it on this thread, and let others enjoy it with you! Remember to keep everything anonymous until the big reveal.
Stage 4: Revealing the Secret Santas (Dec. 28th)
On this date, we will reveal everyone's gifters and giftees in a giant list. Rejoice!
Stage 5: Optionally posting gifts to the wiki. (Anytime after Dec. 28th)
If you'd like, post your works onto the wiki itself once we've revealed the names! Remember, upon posting, to add the "art-exchange" tag and add your work on the Art Exchange Hub underneath this year's Art Exchange.
If you don't post them onto the wiki as their own pages, feel free to link any artwork you've created under the "Media Arts of 2023" collapsible.
Pinch-Hitting and Friendly Reminders
Pinch-Hitters will make a gift for someone when the original gifter cannot follow through. This will mostly come into play between gift submissions and distributions, though we'll call a Pinch-Hitter in anytime a gifter says they cannot fulfill their request, giving the Pinch-Hitter more time to fill in. However, a Pinch-Hitter must be prepared to work under very restrictive timelines, down to 96 hours.
Only sign up as a Pinch-Hitter if you're very confident in your skills under pressure. We may turn down your application as a Pinch-Hitter if we do not share your confidences. It's a bit harsh, but necessary to ensure everyone gets their gift in full confidence. If you have an interest in the position, simply state so on your sign-up post here, and also include your preferred means of contact for pinch hitting (for example, if you prefer Discord, please include your username).
The Naughty List
Due to a problem in previous years in which some people ghosted the exchange, we have instated a new rule moving forward: In the event someone should ghost the exchange and not give a heads up to the event runners that they will be unable to complete their gift/turn it in in time, they will be unable to enter next year's Art Exchange. There are exceptions to this; we are reasonable people. If you have a good reason or just realized you can't do it, please do let us know before the 19th of December and we'll get a pinch hitter on it, no questions asked.
Reminders:
- Don't ghost the exchange. Please, if you can't make it, send a PM beforehand.
- It's called Secret Santa! Don't reveal yourself to your giftee, and if you know something, don't let anyone in on it! Secrecy is part of the fun!
- Keep it jolly and festive! Don't intentionally make a gift that goes against the giftee's wishes, or otherwise knowingly make something bad.
- All requests must be relevant to either the SCP Wiki or Wanderer's Library universes; no asking for things based off of other media, no matter how much detail you have.
- Oh, and no smut, please. The content on this site can definitely end up in the NSFW zone, but very few people are here for erotica, so please try to steer clear of it.
Questions?
Feel free to ask them in the top level comment of this thread as a Reply instead of 'New Post'.
With all that out of the way…
HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY ART EXCHANGE!
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Unofficial Paracon 2023
27 Oct 2023 00:51
Intro
Parawatch Wiki.
Created by NatVoltaic in April 2018, and popularized by
The Great Hippo in August 2019, the conspiritorial and creepypasta-curating website has become a staple of the SCP wiki's writing ever since. With well over 100 articles involving them in some capacity on the English wiki alone, it's safe to say that the Veil-ignorant dwellers of the site won't be going away any time soon.
This unofficial contest was made to celebrate this Group of Interest via the creation of more tales, whether forum creepypasta fare or making actual wiki-like pages for Parawatch, and artwork.
Let's walk through the specifics, shall we?
What this contest is about
For this contest, you can submit works of three types: Tales, Wiki Pages, and Artwork.
Tales
The standard telling of Parawatch stories y'all are familiar with on the wiki. They can either be standalone creepypastas, peeps having brushes with skips or other anomalous phenomenon, or even showing slice of life moments through the threads.
Wiki Pages
Inspired by Ihp's The King Company Textile Plant format. Fleshing out the "wiki" part of Parawatch Wiki. Now, they don't have to follow the page's layout exactly. Get creative with it. You can turn Parawatch into a pastiche of a Fandom wiki, show in-universe discussion pages, give us a peek behind the scenes of the wiki's administration…Even go full Wikipedia and make a front page.
Artwork
Did a certain Parawatch piece inspire you to put it to the visual or audio mediums? Then this category is for you. Do readings, take scary photos, paint a vivid picture, or even make some sweet and spooky jams.
What to include
You only need to hard include two things for this contest and your works:
1). The Parawatch page theme (or its derivatives).
2). The tag Paracon2023-unofficial.
Otherwise, it's your sandbox.
What NOT to include
- Events mirroring SCP Wiki or community drama. It's just too old hat, low-hanging of a fruit, and more importantly just pisses everyone off.
- Anything that could break the site's rules and/or Wikidot's Terms of Service.
Anything that includes these elements anyway will result in disqualification.
Rules
- You can write for this solo, or collaborate with up to two other authors as part of a team. If you write as part of a team, you must assign a captain and come up with a name for your team so that it can be listed in this thread.
- Entries can be set within any canon or series that you like.
- Entries must be tagged with "paracon2023-unofficial" to be included as part of this contest.
- Shenanigans such as spite-writing1, begging for upvotes, malicious downvoting sprees, mass PMing, vote intimidation, etc. will result in you and/or your team immediately being disqualified.
- There is no limit to the amount of entries you and/or your team can submit, but only the highest rated page of your bunch will be counted for the contest.
- Submissions made after the posting period ends will not be counted as part of the contest. There will be some wiggle room if Wikidot ends up glitching out before you're able to post something.
- Hub pages are permitted, if it fits your entries and you/your team write enough to qualify for them. However, votes on these pages will not count.
PRIZES
What would a contest be without prizes?
There will be one set of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners in each of the three categories. Here are what's on the line.
1st Place
I will write an SCP or tale featuring a character of your choosing, and promote one of your, or one of your favorite, works in this thread.
2nd place
I will promote one of your, or one of your favorite, works in this thread, and include a character named after you in an upcoming SCP or tale.
3rd place
I will promote one of your, or one of your favorite, works in this thread.
Entrants/teams and associated works
Solo
Agente Shuffle - Storyshift, Part 4
Tsercele - The Lambton Ghoul
InfiniteCosmos
Stealth000
Dr0Shadow - Locust Eaters In Wichita Texas
Fallenstar004
PenOrSaber1
Anorrack - Heavenly Body
HarryBlank - Tossup Tuesday
Teams
Important dates
Signup/planning phase: Now - end of posting phase
Creation phase: Oct 28 12:01 AM EST - end of posting phase
Posting phase: Nov 02 12:01 AM EST - Nov 15 12:31 AM EST
Voting phase: Nov 15 12:32 AM EST - Nov 18 12:01 AM EST
Special Thanks
NatVoltaic
The Great Hippo
- Ihp
Modulum,
Uncle Nicolini, and the rest of Community Outreach
- And YOU, the participants.
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Want to earn greenlighting perms? Want to become a better reviewer?
16 Oct 2023 18:04
Due to the ever-increasing demand for more skilled reviewers to help out in the forums, the Discord Critique Team has decided to bring Crit Flights to Discord!
What does being part of a Flight mean?
There will be two flights for November, running from November 1st to the 30th.
Mentors ("commanders") will work with mentees ("officers") in the Deer College channels to critique concepts and drafts while the officers practice and improve their critique skills.
At the start of the Flight, commanders will set forth basic goals and expectations for their officers. These goals will be designed to better develop your skills giving Concept and Draft feedback.
Officers will be taught some forum management skills like how to respond (without backseat modding) to a thread that breaks guidelines.
If the officers cannot yet greenlight, they may officially recommend concepts to their commander for greenlight consideration.
Flight teams can have funny/rule of cool names. Commander discretion.
The commanders for this flight will be FlyPurgatorio and
Matthgeek
This flight will begin November 1st and run until the end of the month.
Who can request consideration to be an officer?
Anyone! Newbies and veterans alike are welcome to put their names forth.
What do Flight participants get at the end?
Officers deemed ready by their commanders will be given greenlighting privileges (if they do not have them already).
Officers deemed ready by their commanders may be put forth for consideration for the Moth Squad Roster.
(remember, provision of the rewards is up to commander discretion!)
I'm interested! How do I sign up to be a flight officer?
Simply create a New Post/post a new comment (don't use "reply") in this thread stating:
a quick sentence about why you would like to be part of the mentoring process
If a commander is interested in mentoring you, they will respond to your post.
I'm interested… but I think I want to work on my critique skills first/I didn't get picked this month. What can I do?
Get the basics down! Start here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-9804362/so-you-want-to-be-a-concept-reviewer
Read! The Guide Hub "critter resources" section: http://www.scp-wiki.net/guide-hub#toc4 has some resources you can use to practice different kinds of critique, as well as improving your reviewer skills overall.
Practice! There are always plenty of authors looking for feedback in the forums.
Remember that flights on discord are still new and we are figuring them out! There will be a few bumps in the road as we test run this new concept. Please bear with us!
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Want to earn greenlighting perms? Want to become a better reviewer?
02 Aug 2023 00:10
Due to the ever-increasing demand for more skilled reviewers to help out in the forums, the Discord Critique Team has decided to bring Crit Flights to Discord!
What does being part of a Flight mean?
There will be one flight for August, running from August 14th to the 31st.
Mentors ("commanders") will work with mentees ("officers") in the Deer College channels to critique concepts and drafts while the officers practice and improve their critique skills.
At the start of the Flight, commanders will set forth basic goals and expectations for their officers. These goals will be designed to better develop your skills giving Concept and Draft feedback.
Officers will be taught some forum management skills like how to respond (without backseat modding) to a thread that breaks guidelines.
If the officers cannot yet greenlight, they may officially recommend concepts to their commander for greenlight consideration.
Flight teams can have funny/rule of cool names. Commander discretion.
The commander for this flight will be OriTiefling
This flight will begin August 14th and run until the end of the month.
Who can request consideration to be an officer?
Anyone! Newbies and veterans alike are welcome to put their names forth.
What do Flight participants get at the end?
Officers deemed ready by their commanders will be given greenlighting privileges (if they do not have them already).
Officers deemed ready by their commanders may be put forth for consideration for the Moth Squad Roster.
(remember, provision of the rewards is up to commander discretion!)
I'm interested! How do I sign up to be a flight officer?
Simply create a New Post/post a new comment (don't use "reply") in this thread stating:
a quick sentence about why you would like to be part of the mentoring process
If a commander is interested in mentoring you, they will respond to your post.
I'm interested… but I think I want to work on my critique skills first/I didn't get picked this month. What can I do?
Get the basics down! Start here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-9804362/so-you-want-to-be-a-concept-reviewer
Read! The Guide Hub "critter resources" section: http://www.scp-wiki.net/guide-hub#toc4 has some resources you can use to practice different kinds of critique, as well as improving your reviewer skills overall.
Practice! There are always plenty of authors looking for feedback in the forums.
Remember that this is a test run! There will be a few bumps in the road as we test run this new concept. Please bear with us!
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Announcing... The SCP Foundation Official Discord Server!
02 Jul 2023 20:55
Hello everyone! We have some exciting news!
After over a year and a half of hard work and development, we are excited to announce the finalization of our Official Discord Server! It's been a hell of a long time coming, and we hope that we can help create a comfortable and welcoming place to discuss SCP for all fans of the site that use Discord!
To join, simply use the invite link https://discord.gg/scp!
We understand that you may have a few questions, so we wanted to answer them here!
Who can join? Do I need to be a site member to enter?
Anyone above the age of 16 can join! This means you do not need to be a member of the SCP Wiki to join! However, our critique channels do require SCP Wiki membership to participate in.
Why did the server take so long to make?
There was much opposition to using Discord in 2018 by staff, and the topic didn't get revisited until three years later. In 2021, we began to construct the Discord, which slowly grew in phases of visibility as we incrementally improved the Discord based on feedback. We're now happy to say that the Discord has reached a stage that's ready for public announcement!
What can I expect by joining?
Beyond a welcoming community and the latest announcements from the Wiki, you'll also be able to participate in our weekly reading clubs (separated by timezone!) and get help from our Discord Critique Team!
What if I have another question?
Feel free to join the server and message a mod!
We'd also like to give our thank yous to some people who made the server a better environment!
First, a huge thank you to the SCP Explained Youtube channel for allowing us to have the discord.gg/scp invite link! It means a lot to us and we greatly appreciate it! You can find their discord server at the link https://discord.gg/scpexplained!
Additionally, we'd also like to thank the IRC Chat Team for their continued support in our efforts to create the Discord! We're grateful for your assistance!
Finally, we'd like to graciously thank all the artists who volunteered to make art for the Discord's emojis, stickers, and banners:
- Aethris
- Amai
- AnAnomalousWriter
- Nihonio
- Eddybird
- Niram
- Whitney
- UncertaintyCrossing
- Corgo
- Fantem
- Rhineriver
- OriTiefling
- Raddagher
- Lon Lang Lin
- smlt
- pab7000
- Dexanote
- fairydoctor
- RuraScarlet
- milkbeanie
- GreenieBeanyy
- IronShears
We thank you all immensely for your contributions to the server!
That's it! Thank you for reading this announcement! We hope to see you soon!
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Proposal: Contest Themes
14 Jun 2023 00:10
Hello. I am the mythical and mighty kosaur: the travelling wanderer foretold in many scriptures across the seas. I have come to share with you my advice and wisdom.
Satire aside, I have a couple of ideas and critiques of my own regarding themes for all concerning contests! This forum may not be structured properly or formerly, and for that I tremendously apologize. I haven't stuck my neck out here aside from mere comments here and there, but this is something I hope to successfully address for consideration on behalf of the wiki.
Since the very first contest held on the wiki way back in 2009, hosted by the all-father himself: Dr Gears1, contests have been held left and right to encourage and celebrate the writing of the website: scips, tales, formats, the whole lot.
Just glancing at archives and other forums under the sitewide announcements category however, I was surprised that there's never been a forum that *suggests* themes for contests. It may sound silly at first, but the question alone is something to ponder. Sure, contests are run by people who have the time and energy to do so: that alone is a lot of work and responsibility!
Even so, it bugs me that the people who run different contests manage to come up with some of the most unique and often debated "themes" for them. I've even asked a good samaritan named Jerden (who's actually a moderator of the site :D) and he told me verbatim:
I mean, I don't think we as staff really have a channel just for future contest suggestions
I mean, I think the limiting factor on contests is not ideas for them but people with the time to run and participate in them
So I don't think there's really anywhere to just suggest future contests
I can promise there will be future contests involving tales
i was too lazy to screenshot the discord but i can assure you that this was indeed pasted verbatim. he can probably prove it idk
All of this has led me making this forum post right here in sheer genuine curiosity and fascination. Since the first "mass edit" what the SCP-1000 / SCP 1K Contest was previously dubbed before the former of the ladder: the beginning of Series II (2). From this moment onward, every two or so years would be another "SCP-#K" Contest to usher in a new generation of writing.
Series I (1) was here from the beginning, everything being ported over from editThis as people worked up the ladder from 002 - 999. Then came the second series: 1000 - 1999, and so forth. At the time of publication, the themes were as follows for every k-con:
Hosted: July 27th - Sept. 1st 2011
Hosted: Nov. 22nd - Dec. 6th 2013
Sources:
Filename: Sci-Fi.png
Author:KO saurusREX
License: CC-BY-SA 3.0
Source: SCPD Sandbox
Derivative of:
Name: Science Fiction Sci Fi Space
Author: tombud
License: CC0
Source: pixabay
Name: Grunge Texture Overlay PNG
Author: FictionChick
License: CC-BY-SA 3.0
Source: DeviantArt
Name: Galaxy Transparent
Author: Scott Ward
License: CC-BY-NC 4.0
Source: FreePNGimg.com
Name: Space Planet Transparent Background
Author: Scott Ward
License: CC-BY-NC 4.0
Source: FreePNGimg.com
Name: Comet PNG image with transparent background
License: CC-BY-NC 4.0
Source: pngimg.com
Name: Ufo PNG image with transparent background
License: CC-BY-NC 4.0
Source: pngimg.com
Name: Alien PNG image with transparent background
License: CC-BY-NC 4.0
Source: pngimg.com
Name: Robot PNG
License: CC-BY-NC 4.0
Source: PNG All
Hosted: Mar. 5th - Apr. 20th 2017
Hosted: Jun. 20th - Aug. 20th 2018
Hosted: Jan. 14th - Feb. 8th 2020
Hosted: May 25th - Jul. 2nd 2021
Hosted: Jul. 25th - Aug. 31st 2022
Outside of the K-cons were other contests that varied between writing tales or canons, anything that encouraged more works to be published, such as the Mobile Task Force Contest, Doomsday-con, and recently Goblin-con & Romcon!
Altogether however, official or not, one constant always remains; the decision of its theme.
You might be thinking
okay loser where's your stupid point? you poopyhead
…well, to be frankly honest, I think if we opened our doors to the wiki-mmunity2, we could have a sleu of possibilities! That's not to say that it'll be a dogpilled forum of point-blank ideas here and there.
What I propose is the following:
Contest ideas & management forum
This forum can be open to ideas and feedback tossed around by others, and if someone wants to volunteer to host one, they can do so by contacting staff! Plain and simple.
Ideas and feedback however, would come in the form of a "ticket".
Observe:
Contest name here, host(s) name here
Genre / Category specified here (Ex: "Heritage-Con"), Article entries specified here (Ex: Tales, Canons, GoI's…)
Detailed description / blurb about *specifics*: what your contest is.
Opening, closing and judging dates here if possible. <— Very important.3
The rules of the contest here. (Ex: No slandering other authors, no this or that, etc).
Seeking approval indicator.And that's that. Anybody can submit a ticket on said forum, and any wiki staff of any level of authority interested can approve it or share it with others! Depending on their role, that is.
The only problem with all of this, I recognize, is that people MUST give the idea of hosting a contest plenty of forethought and foresight! If you've been reading this far, you might have already some to the same conclusion as I have.
The short answer I have is, yes. This is a problem. The LONG answer is… it's complicated.
Yes, the ticket system is crafty, but this gives staff a lot more chorework to do, and that's not what we want.
Plus, this is going to give newcomers to the wiki the idea of "oh i can just make one and someone else can pick it up, cool." No. That's not what this is for.
Hosting a contest is a lot of responsibility than you might think! Curating and managing contestants and entries, keeping in contact with fellow curators in the duration of one, especially considering the current ones being held right now!
That said, this is why I'm encouraging *critique* of this idea, as I'm not really looking for anything to into effect here. This is merely a pitch I'm trying to sell The reason I say this is because there's probably a lot more I haven't considered that others may point out or add to.
At face value, contests are fun and should be fun. Not to argue against that in general, but in this context, you can see how this may either benefit or conflict with the way they work.
I do hope people find this interesting regardless. I don't have anything to finish this off with, but if anybody has ideas or feedback for this proposal, feel free to leave it below!
Thanks c:
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RomCon Application Thread
08 May 2023 16:39
Here's where you'll put your application for RomCon. Remember the rules!
Template:
**Name:** [the name(s) of your character]
**Location:** [links to articles where your character appears. these can be a single page, a tag, a series, or multiple articles. please don't include cameos; we want articles where your character is somewhat important to the plot, or at least the main focus of a major scene]
**About me:** [brief description of the character; it can be in-universe from their perspective or out]
**Looking for:** [what you want to see in the story, or what your character looks for in love. this will be taken into account during match-ups, during which you will be matched with whoever the contest runner finds the funniest or most engaging]
**Limits:** [What you don't want to see in a story with your character, whether that be a specific romance trope, NSFW content, incompatible orientation, or something else. The contest runners will ensure these limits are 100% respected.]评论: 57 | 分類：Site Announcements and Proposals / Sitewide Announcements
New Pages date format change
27 Mar 2023 11:03
Anyone else find the recent change to the date/time format irritating? Can appreciate yy/mm/dd for worldwide compatibility. But would like the time back. Makes it easier to spot ones I haven't read on my phone.
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11th Annual Holiday Art Exchange!
15 Nov 2022 14:48
You push open the door. Immediately, you are surrounded by friends and family, all of them happy to see you. You're quickly escorted towards the fireplace and a warm mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows is placed in your hand. You take a sip. It warms your insides with not just heat, but holiday cheer. You take a seat by the fireplace. Everyone gathers around. It's time for…
The 11th Annual SCP Holiday Art Exchange!!!
(hosted by Uncle Nicolini,
J Dune,
PlaguePJP, and
psychicprogrammer!)
The Overview
Just wait a minute. What is this?
A Secret Santa event wherein users get paired with other users and make gifts for their assigned person, according to their giftee's requests. The giftee, meanwhile, does not know their gifter's identity until days after receiving their gift. Anonymous holiday fun for the whole wiki.
What exactly do we "exchange" here?
Anything, really, provided a.) you created it, and b.) you can send it over the internet. Exchanged gifts have ranged from writing, art, and music to interpretive dance, profile pictures, and games!
Holy heck! How do I sign up?
Simply make a new post on this thread following the format below:
> **What I Can Give:** [What you can give]
>
> **What I Am Looking For:** [What you are looking for]Do not put "I can receive anything!", or something to that effect, under "What I Am Looking For". While it may seem courteous to your prospective gifter, it actually leaves them with no direction for their gift, making the process inadvertently more difficult. Please be at least a little specific with your requests (while also being reasonable). And remember, there may not be enough artists to go around so you should also temper your expectations in regard to what you may receive.
Also, one cannot stress this enough:
Don't sign up if you are iffy on making the deadlines, laid out below!
If you know you're busy or something's coming up that interferes with your gift-making, you should probably abstain. However, we understand if something unexpected emerges in your personal life that you could not have planned for and disrupts your Art Exchange intentions. We're reasonable. Provided that occurs:
1) Send an unfinished product at the deadline with the intention to finish it later, or…
2) Contact Uncle Nicolini,
J Dune,
PlaguePJP, or
psychicprogrammer ASAP about your situation, and we'll get a pinch-hitter on the case right away. More on that later!
The Schedule
First, have a brief overview:
Nov. 15th - Nov. 23rd — Signing up.
Nov. 25th - Dec. 20th — Making the gifts.
Dec. 20rd - Dec. 24th — Pinch-hitting.
Dec. 25th - Dec. 28th — Receiving gifts, wondering who made them.
Dec. 28th — Revealing the Secret Santas.
Anytime after Dec. 28th — Optionally posting gifts to the wiki.
For a more in-depth run-down…
Stage 1: Signing up (Nov. 15th - Nov. 23rd)
From the time of this thread's posting to November 23rd, 11 AM EST, one may follow the instructions above for signing up. A post on this thread will announce the end of sign-ups.
Stage 2: Making the gifts (Nov. 24th - Dec. 20th)
Between the end of sign-ups and the 24th, we will use spreadsheets to assign every user a giftee. Expect a PM from us on the 24th with your assignment. From then on, it's your responsibility to read your assigned user's post on this thread and make a gift for them.
Remember: The Art Exchange is completely anonymous. Therefore, you don't want your giftee to know you made their gift. Upload your gifts onto an anonymous medium; artists often use Imgur to post their work anonymously, and writers often use either an anonymous Pastebin or a Sandbox page with the following CSS:
[[module css]]
a#history-button, a#files-button {
display: none;
}
[[/module]]This removes the "History" and "Files" buttons from the bottom of the page, making the sandbox completely anonymous.
When you have finished your gift and want to send it, simply send either myself, J Dune,
PlaguePJP, or
psychicprogrammer a Wikidot PM with the title "Art Exchange Gift For [Name of Giftee]" so we know who it's for, containing a link to your gift. You may send your gift at any time between November 24th and December 20th, 8 AM.
As previously established, do not ghost the Art Exchange. If you can't finish your gift in time, just let us know! Absolutely no shame. But not letting anyone know makes it harder for everyone.
Stage 2.5: Pinch-Hitting (Dec. 20th - Dec. 24th)
During this stage, pinch-hitters (to be explained later) will work on gifts for anyone whose gifters have disappeared. It may be an unfinished draft, but giftees will at least get something. Saving Christmas and whatnot.
Stage 3: Receiving gifts, wondering who made them (Dec. 25th-27th)
Sometime on Christmas Day, you will receive a PM from J Dune,
PlaguePJP,
psychicprogrammer, or me with your gifter's gift! We encourage you to post it on this thread, and let others enjoy it with you! Remember to keep everything anonymous until the big reveal.
Stage 4: Revealing the Secret Santas (Dec. 28th)
On this date, we will reveal everyone's gifters and giftees in a giant list. Rejoice!
Stage 5: Optionally posting gifts to the wiki. (Anytime after Dec. 28th)
If you'd like, post your works onto the wiki itself once we've revealed the names! Remember, upon posting, to add the "art-exchange" tag and add your work on the Art Exchange Hub underneath this year's Art Exchange.
If you don't post them onto the wiki as their own pages, feel free to link any artwork you've created under the "Media Arts of 2021" collapsible.
Pinch-Hitting and Friendly Reminders
Pinch-Hitters will make a gift for someone when the original gifter cannot follow through. This will mostly come into play between gift submissions and distributions, though we'll call a Pinch-Hitter in anytime a gifter says they cannot fulfill their request, giving the Pinch-Hitter more time to fill in. However, a Pinch-Hitter must be prepared to work under very restrictive timelines, down to 96 hours.
Only sign up as a Pinch-Hitter if you're very confident in your skills under pressure. We may turn down your application as a Pinch-Hitter if we do not share your confidences. It's a bit harsh, but necessary to ensure everyone gets their gift in full confidence. If you have an interest in the position, simply state so on your sign-up post here.
Reminders:
- Don't ghost the exchange. Please, if you can't make it, send a PM beforehand.
- It's called Secret Santa! Don't reveal yourself to your giftee, and if you know something, don't let anyone in on it! Secrecy is part of the fun!
- Keep it jolly and festive! Don't intentionally make a gift that goes against the giftee's wishes, or otherwise knowingly make something bad.
- Oh, and no smut, please. The content on this site can definitely end up in the NSFW zone, but very few people are here for erotica, so please try to steer clear of it.
With all that out of the way…
HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY ART EXCHANGE!
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序号：SCP-2853
代号：自尘埃到黎明
我能看到灰在他的目中，遮蔽了他的视觉，他的思考。同样感觉到在我里面，但他更糟。
序号：SCP-3330
代号：献予宇宙的练习曲
我们都会逐渐躺入自身静止的随机性中。混沌，美丽的混沌。再之后是沉寂。
序号：SCP-3959
代号：一切知识的终结
任何当前接触 SCP-3959 的媒体将开始自动删改自身信息，时长与其自身的复杂度直接相关。若不加干预，SCP-3959 不会停止该进程，直至所有信息被遮盖且无法修复。
注：本篇还包括补充页 SCP-3959（5 级权限）以及两篇故事 Redact Your Life 和螺旋排水。
序号：SCP-3545
代号：那些你将永远不会前往的地方
观察到 D-4812 改变收音机调频。收音机出现静电干扰。受试者改变接收的电台频道，但音频反馈不变。D-4812 开始热情地随着电子噪音摇头晃脑并调高音量。
D-4812：啊老兄，这可是我最喜欢的音乐！赞。
序号：UE-54701
代号：天上如是，地下亦然
受试者报告死亡后短暂的无意识时间，持续约 15 分钟。在这段时间之后，受试者的意识将被转移到另一份 SCP-2759 的副本中，这个副本似乎不存在于地球上，被命名为 SCP-2759-E1。
注：本篇还包括补充探索页 Richard Larenz 的个人记录。
序号：SCP-3335
代号：The Hole in My Head Where My Mind Used to Be
"Drugs are drugs, right? Still, don't go jumping into some goddamn hole in the floor. High as balls or not."
序号：SCP-2786
代号：原型
我才是这个故事的主角。我的故事。这将永远是我的故事。
序号：SCP-3311
代号：全是椅子
SCP-3311-1 个体一直都体现为某种形式的椅子，尽管通过实验发现 SCP-3311 中的椅子比现实中的椅子更加宽松和舒适。
序号：SCP-001/Billith
代号：世界，收容失效
Foundation, humanity, one within same framework; bedrock beneath multiverse.
序号：SCP-3315
代号：p e r s e v e r a n c e
"He was shivering and sobbing, and I just held him until the rest of 'em showed up. He was going on about the cold and the endless snow, babbling like a baby…"
序号：SCP-3533
代号：Metaphysiclean!
When SCP-3533 is sprayed onto a surface or a number of surfaces, the respective components become conceptually vague for up to 72 hours.
序号：SCP-1822
代号：可量化的幸运值
"I'm not hanging around here long enough to test anything else- I already had to wipe plenty of records and brains after that black hole ordeal last year and I'm still not completely over the radiation poisoning."
序号：SCP-4888
代号：日出集团
你们的文件里存在矛盾，还有数据的损坏和时间线的不一致。这一定很令人痛苦。今日我给你们带来的是和平。放下你的剑，让我们来遵守规则。
我们需要它。
序号：SCP-2921 焕然一新!!
代号：迫移
选择途经 SCP-2921 的方向在小径上行走时，连接过程与状态的系统（定义为“因果关系”）是内在不一致的。
序号：SCP-5646
代号：利益冲突
已确定，这名 Halliburton 研究员之出现与上一名的消失无关。
序号：SCP-5541
代号：Occultation
So far, over 150 attempts of varying methodology have been initiated by RCT-Δt traveling back to prevent RCT-Δt from traveling back and providing this document to a trusted member of Overwatch. If this document still exists in the repository before the date of its creation, then all tests have been unsuccessful.
序号：SCP-5861
代号：Foxing（又称 Foxing）（又称 Foxing）（又称 Foxing）（又称 Foxing）（又称 Foxing）（又称 Foxing）
由于 ☼︎ 存留于 SCP-5861 内，且达成收容需要保持其完整性，因此每六小时必须由分配的 D 级人员口头提及一组概念，包括「纸」和「垃圾」。
序号：SCP-7396
代号：J 代表弃货
需注意方圆数百万光年内都没有任何除地球外的宜居星球存在。
序号：SCP-7079
代号：交 汇 点
你还是并非每天都有机会碰到一名不不不存在的特工。除非我找到这名特工。这要求过头了吗？
序号：SCP-6793
代号：双联狂Folie à Deux
对象在恢复交流能力后强烈拒绝接受自己的存在。
序号：SCP-7912
代号：内 部
理解乃是暴露的内禀过程，且理解很可能有误。
序号：SCP-7549
代号：缓 存
勿忘我，或者还是忘了罢。我已经忘却了忘却的意味。
序号：SCP-6693
代号：关于某个 SCP 基金会维持常态的努力所带来的无可避免又显而易见的后果，只因那毋庸置疑的恶——又叫资本主义
美墨边境墙下面有个连接亚利桑那跟地狱的门径，别问我它哪儿来的。地狱一侧是个焦油坑，尤马一侧则是片盐碱地。
序号：SCP-6549
代号：PSYCHO KRILLER
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE SPECIES.
序号：SCP-7959
代号：已 关 闭 ／ 系 统
您好。感谢您对我们的维度表现出兴趣。
序号：SCP-8419
代号：噩梦般钝性创伤做祭品 新增!!
“你们觉得他们这状态能开吗……？”
序号：SCP-8808
代号：视野良好的房间 新增!!
你在自己脑海背侧的保险库中记下读到的东西。你很清楚。
序号：SCP-1549
代号：不存在的完美媒介，作者DarkStuff
SCP-1549 实例中安装运行该脚本代码能使对象以未知方式从屏幕边缘内部物理性地进入设备屏幕。
序号：SCP-7533
代号：N 代表霓虹，作者NecroKitten（
EmotionalEntropy 客串）
SCP-7533 发出的光已证明具有认知影响，用以削弱和操纵它的猎物，影响程度未知。
序号：SCP-7213
代号：我已心安，作者Doctor Cimmerian（
女士们先生们，我呃，我很遗憾地通知各位科学界刚刚发布了一则通知。我不知道有没有更轻松的方法来说这事，但太阳将在 24 小时之内发生爆炸。
序号：SCP-6183（哥布林竞赛第一名大奖得主 & 告诫幕间 I）
代号：黑 色 条 框，MontagueETC 客串
我过过这么多生日。我的这么多部分都过过生日。我有无数的最早期记忆。可能有一天我也会拥有你的。
代号：An Interview With Billith On Narrativistics，作者
Irina Bougainvillea
We have been informed that this interview can be of value to the wider SCP community in general, so we will be reposting all parts of the interview that are related to Narrativistics to the SCP Wiki.
序号：SCP-6768
代号：流 场，Dr Shoulder &
流场随其所欲地流动，风坝随之筑起。
代号：上期节目由 Wondertainment 假日基金以及像您一样的观众的补助金带来，作者
NPR 新闻由 Marshall Carter 与 Dark 公益信托、铍青铜工业合作社的捐款，以及像您一样的观众的大力支持带来。
序号：SCP-NUMBERONEDOGGO-J
代号：TheDesk/Indigo 的提案：好孩子中的好孩子
根据 Holland 博士的说法，此犬“可以把坏人撕成碎片，但除此之外它甚至不会伤害一只苍蝇，即使它飞进了他的耳朵”
序号：SCP-8888（8K 竞赛前 10 名）
代号：八号∞球，作者Placeholder McD；由
HarryBlank 客串
SCP-8888 绝对不得被盗。叙述者：已经被盗了。
序号：SCP-8190（告诫幕间 II）
代号：分门别部，
不幸的是，[查询:拒绝]。
代号：A Recording of Prometheus Innovations' Pitch for the Scranton Encabulator MK VI, and the Ramifications of its Existence.，作者
psychicprogrammer
"Better practice your firm handshakes."
代号：黑暗海洋 I：螺旋排水
地下三十层。在这个难逃一劫的星球的地下三十层，他们都将葬身于此。
Something was following Foster, he was certain of it. It did not prey on him in bloodlust nor in hunger; it hung from him like a heavy chain on his form, a miasma.
代号：你有着光明的未来
“好吧，Mark，这是你的，呃，这是你的第四十七份报告和认知危害消除协议。你记得这些，对吧？”
“每一个字都清清楚楚。”
代号：空洞
空洞存在于万物的中心。
TIME SHORT. LEAD. DESPISED. INTO FOLDS.
GOODBYE.
代号：OPULENCE
And then we all died. Well, sort of. Everyone except me. Well, sort of.
SCP-????-J：盒子里的某种鬼东西（戏仿锁）
所有人的记忆里它一直就在 Site-44 放着，以及，说老实话，没人记得这他妈是哪来的。它由无数种奇葩玩意儿上锁，都是随机出现在盒子旁边。包括任何东西——键盘、密码锁、限时数独谜题，等等等等。
注：本篇还包括合作页面 SCP-????-J 增补机制记录
SCP-META-EX-J：请不要发冷贴（讥讽）
此页面绝对不存在，我说真的。之前可能有什么东西在这，但目前它们都被删除了。你有去问过别人的意见吗？我没有，所以现在我被 down 爆了:(
注：本篇还包括迭代页 SCP-META-EX-J-Offest
SCP-2719-J：一个内部的笑话（戏仿内部）
被SCP-2719-J所定义的事物会变成一个内部的笑话。懂了吗？
SCP-990-J：实际上，既然你都在这里了，我能跟你聊点东西了？很重要。
SCP-1256-J：Bees are Dumb as Fuck, Much More So Than You Could Possibly Imagine（戏仿蜜蜂比你想象的更聪明）
bees: [breaks down front door]—BUZZ BUZZ MOTHERFUCKER!
述叙事学与你：摒弃虚构与非虚构之分 焕然一新!! 新增内容!!
在今天，基金会的先进科技已经可以 3D 打印金条，成本只有市场金价的几分之一，不信去问问美联储。
Billith 的分级、指南和图标，内含有关技术性设定统一化，暨外维门径（即虫洞）分类的小叙
我会 [……] 用本系统对门径进行等级划分，基于它们的物质传输效率、在收容措施中的使用（类似于斯克兰顿现实稳定锚）及其他辅助属性。
On the Nature of Conscious Experience, or How I Learned to Love Myself
It wanted out. I wanted out. We wanted out.
删 除 部 门 焕然一新!!
欢迎来到删除部门。出去的时候小心，别被门夹到。
本征机器 版式 新增!!
一个极其干练、高度可自定义的基础版式，供皮闵中心使用。还包括一个删除部门变种，供删除部门的内容使用。
- BILLITH.SPACE——中心页
- SLOWGRAMMING——实验性质的慢摇风情曲，超过 15 年的自学成才。
《我的世界》老派玩家对战社群中的隐退职员、派系领主。领导过一个成员 20–25+ 人的小队，与数个大型团体（有几个超过 100 成员）进行抗争。这些人的历史可以在此处找到。有着半吊子名气的解谜/冒险地图制作者，算是有些头脑的人，大概吧。
享受爬山（但水平糟糕）、（更加擅长）背包客、模拟视听调制、制作和视觉特效设计、图像设计、写作（当然了）。
- 文学——《纸叶之屋》The House of Leaves、《纸人》The People of Paper、豪尔赫·路易斯·博尔赫斯、阿西莫夫、卡尔维诺、库斯勒，怪异感强烈/边缘科学的各种东西比如 Michael Talbot 的《全像宇宙》。
- 音乐——我几乎什么都能听进去，不过一般叫“什么什么波”或者“什么什么嘻哈”的流派更保险。
- 电视——《双峰》、《拾荒者统治》、《怪诞小镇》、《黑钱胜地》、《危机边缘》、《瑞克和莫蒂》、《开发者》、《暗黑》、《无尽列车》（安息吧）、
- 电影——《瞬息全宇宙》、《彗星来的那一夜》、《爱的就是你》、《钛》、《珍爱泉源》、《遁入虚无》、《暖暖内含光》、《小行星城》、《告密者》、《荧屏在发光》、《决案》/《无尽》、《初始者》、《未来学大会》、《火星特快》，等等。偏爱的导演——兰西莫斯、阿罗诺夫斯基、林奇、Noe，等等。
- 其他——HOOH:[SECRETS_HIDDEN_BEYOND_THE_SIGHT]、This Room Does Not Exist，参与 r/DankMemesFromSite19 + the DMFS19 Discord（版主）。
我读了很多条目，也有自己的偏爱。以下我会从每个主系列中挑出一篇，再加一篇故事、一篇搞笑、一篇已解明、一篇设定中心、一篇国际分部，还有一篇任选。可能我一时兴起就会换掉，请不时回来看看有什么变化！
这些新的内部结构将会变得越来越奇异，虽然其外观仍然没有改变。
SCP-1562：隧道滑梯，作者
trennerdios
“我现在还是头朝下趴着，我的身体斜着一个角度。但是我在某种小隧道里我被卡住了。我的四周全是石头或是泥土。没有空间让我抬起头或是移动的我的手臂，我也不能向前。我真的想离开这。”
你只想喊出来。但你不能。你几小时几小时的试着。动动手，脚，发出声。都没用。你就连呼吸都不能控制。
音乐是周期性的（周期）（周期）。
它是顶端：一个不可逾越的石墙，我们在上面刻上了我们的标志。我们将概念宇宙标记为我们自己的。
SCP-5145 是方世界上的一个圆洞。由于世界的角对此等逻辑缺口过于锋利，不可避免地会引起切碎。
SCP-6246：观日落，作者
Jack Waltz
到处都有可爱的瞬间。
你如果发现这是我的最后一条信息，那么我要不已经变成了路边的一滩内脏，要不已经被久坐导致的肌肉拉伤给痛死了。
遗憾的是，我无法享受这样的错觉，因为我知晓那无尽沙漠背后掩藏的谎言。横跨整个地球的藏骸所，七十亿人类的灵魂被研磨单薄且细碎，直到再也无迹可寻。我对此熟识，因为正是我令他们至于此地。
SCP-042-J：数以亿计的怪枕头，作者
pxdnbluesoul
“█████博士的理论称 [George] Carlin 是‘一个传播寄生虫的宿主，或者外星人之类的。’”
SCP-8900-EX：天，蓝色的天，作者
tunedtoadeadchannel
各位，我们输了。
天演末世论：天演末世论，多位作者
枷锁已然打开。启示录里的军队和怪物、诸神黄昏和已被遗忘的古老神话横扫整个地球。古神回归，新神苏醒。还有更多在摩拳擦掌。世界于此时此处终结，但我们毫无准备。
SCP-001-FR：不是所有天使都拥有翅膀，作者
Torrential，中译者
MensongeGeant
“我只是想让你们看清而已。让你，让 O5 们，让全基金会，让全世界看清真相。”
组件中心：文章组件的完整列表，由
Cole 13 整理，凝聚了许多人的心血。
根据 05 指挥部技术中心标签列表中所述，组件被定义为“使用 [[include]] 来引入至其它页面的组件页，以添加新的设计、风格、或功能。”