SCP-5000-J

[[include component:image-block name=https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-5000-j/517px-Cookie_jar.jpg|caption=他妈到底是谁……|width=300px]] **项目编号：**SCP-5000-J **项目等级：**Uncontained **特殊收容措施：**在基金会特工找出到底是谁拿了饼干之前，SCP-5000-J将被视作未收容。 [[html]] <style> a {     color: #b01;     text-decoration: none;     background: transparent; } a:hover {     text-decoration: underline;     background-color: transparent; } p { color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 0.8em; line-height: 141%; } </style> <p id="demo"></p> <script> var randomStrings = [     "压力性暴食的Dr. Rights",     "找夜宵吃的Dr. Bright",     "又在胡扯的Dr. Magnus",     "寻找平衡的Ruslav Diaghilev",     "看管着一群猫的Moose主管",     "正在猎杀绿型的Dr. Clef",     "追赶车臣人的Strelnikov特工",     "Dr. Light",     "去给蝴蝶喂食的Dr. Kiryu",     "相信自己的乔伊·操蛋",     "Donnarson上尉",     "Marshall, Carter和Dark",     "全体月球居民",     "拉克穆-勒上",     "缢王",     "SCP-682",     "Josie的下半部分", "正在让他别再用电脑快去上床睡觉的Helen Magnus的鬼魂",     "Site 234的女皇，Sherry Andrews",     "Leep Andrews",     "Avery Solace",     "Giancarlo DeLuca",     "喝多了的Andrew Kowalczic",     "著名拳手Justine Everwood",     "Kain Pathos Crow（饼干当然不含巧克力）",     "Aktus主管",     "Iceberg主管",     "Yoric特工",     "Sir Caliban，该死的踹飞之王手下第五骑士",     "月亮勇士",     "泥要相信dado是的", "寻找下一块马奇饼的Tubbioca", "手持长矛跨骏马的SCP-4759-A", "焦虑不已的暗之刀锋", "所有小小先生一起行动", "大法师Ruth Bader Ginsburg", "Vincent Anderson", "屁股鬼魂", "全能母神，宇宙之母，饼干小偷", "研究员James (嗯哼！)", "我们无法摆脱的许多许多Ralph Roget中的一个", "Dr. Madison Craggs", "Travis Kazmarek", "伙计", "强盗鸭子", "The Great Anoati", "活生生的笑话", "Dr. Clair Wythers", "婊子养的Jim Henson", "SCP-914测试日志里的所有内容" ]; window.onload = function() { var text = randomStrings[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomStrings.length)] document.getElementById("demo").innerHTML = "<b>描述：</b>是" + text + "吗？不可能！<a target=\"_parent\" href=\"https://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-5000-j\">那会是谁？</a>"; } </script> [[/html]] [[include :scp-wiki-cn:component:license-box | author = DrMagnus ]] ===== > **文件名：**517px-Cookie_jar.jpg > **图像名：**Cookie jar.jpg > **图像作者：**Polymath38 > **授权协议：**CC BY-SA 3.0 > **来源链接：**[https://w.wiki/7Jek Wikimedia Commons] ===== [[include :scp-wiki-cn:component:license-box-end]]